11/10/2006

The Members of the Gang



Let us introduce to the world the members of the Gang of the Broken English. On the extreme left corner pocket is Bogart.. her favorite letters are B and J. Her hometown is the far away land where there are small knives called balisong. Next to Bogart is B.I.G... he is the brotherhood of the AJ sisterhood. He always out to make everyall laugh and ambisions to be politician in time not so far away. Beside him is his bestfriend 2Pac... he is a pilot and criminal rolled into one. Below is Pining... though she's got big ears, she cannot hear well the voices of the people and when she laughs, there is no more tomorrow. Above in pink bandana is Tarsing... she's got the eyes and the voice that nobody could ever forget. She is the great founder of this gang... she is the queen of mistakes... you want proof? Tarsing: "Oi, alam niyo yung color square?" Hahaha! The bald man in the middle is Ador... he is the person who is always out there processing your concerns and issues in life... he is also in hatred of commitsments. He only likes popoy... hehe. Another bald man above is Pangat... he is the man on the spotlight and the hot and firing seat. He is the favorite of the VIPs in the owpis and he is going to kick all of their asses! The lady in black below right is Praxy... she is one of those third-eyed people who can feel the presence of the unknown beings around. Praxy is the momma of the gang of the broken english... is always remindful of the things to be done and not to be done. On the right most pocket is Goo... he is the sex partner of Praxy that is why the Praxy is preggy after seven long years. He is the kindest sex partner in the whole wide earth.

There are two absenteesims in the picture of this gang... Kukoy and Miling. Everyall shall meet the absenteesisms in the next posts. Beware of this gang... they out there to get you and eat you alive! They do not fear anybody... only ghosts!

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