Ola! to the world that is lost and found now we're alive!!!

Does we all know that its been a long quite long time since we writing in this blog of ours which we have for the group that we call our group and friends TBEG? Yes, we have been had been and will be busy to the fact that our friend PANGAT is being killed by the demons in the place of work...where the leader is such in a way calling the Queen of the Dammned with its alipores Devil wears lacoste and the "he/she/it" specie... Well as the world is good to all of us and only to us because we are truly good therefore we are good. So bottomline is we're all friends...ay mali! I mens its we are good and so we are victory with this sufferings that was given in the 2 shoulders of our prend PANGAT.My BIG-piggy-wiggy brother is so happy that he made the sound of "BWWIIKKK-BWIIIKKK"...it's his language which the meaning is HE's SO GOOD!Oh well, all I can say is thanksed God for "JI" (Jack Icholson)--o ha?! Just looked at this pecture? This is what we looks liked when victorys or WE WINS!!!

- writing is of the PREGGY PRAXIE

aba?!

ala eh!
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ang kyut ko talaga! shyet!

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HOOOORAY!

Gumagana sya!

Ayun lang :)

.jed

My Snezsnez

Our God! i am forces of nature by the ever-revealing, ear drops falling Pining to make a fost in this blog, because I is the only person in charge who doesn't not wrote aynithing in here. And me, being concioust of the possible commotion this is create, decision to fost instead, and here is the fost... and yes, the fost!

I can't not thought of any subject of my affection so i just decision to talk of the town about my lovable, charming and gud for everything and something car, MY SNEZSNEZ!

First and foremost of all it is me, praxie and Pangat who given the possible name for the car. It is derive from the remarks of Praxie's daddy whenever and wherever someone or somebody in the neighborhood or outside of town and in the nearby store of their house, whether of fortune or of love, tell the beautiful-faced daddy's of Praxie that he is handsome, and indeed, he is handsome. he, from time to time, if given a chance, just can't not take or pick-up the comflement, so he just saying to all the pipol of the philippines and in the land of mickey mouse where he is staying before and right now and maybe in the future or if he decides to go back to the future just like Michael J. Fox (huh?!). The remarks which nobody as in nobody is expect of him will be, "Snezsnezsnezsnez! (with matching hands and facial expression which i can't not full description because this is just a blog (mamatay na magexplain!)) So there, and only then do we realization of the name snezsnez, and from that day to forward, the car's of mine is naming SNEZSNEZ!

And dis lovable snezsnes of mine, and indeed ours, which is most love and kisses by the group is always prefared and inclusion not exclusion to the gimik, get togetherness and out of towns of the BEG. It's ever reliable, adorable, affordable, convertible, amiable and controllable.

But sometimes when we touch, i am think that Snezsnez is gay! yes gay, indeed. You know why?! i know why! how about you? .... know why?! Well, because i noticable that snezsnez don't not liked it if he's dirty, he getting mad and make tambling, just like B.I.G. who looking like humpty dumpty(praxie's piggy brother) and sat on the wall and then had a great fall! Moretheless, he is so kikay, he is so many decorative purposes, it has bee and vutterfly and doggie bawaw! my Gosh i spent a lot just to make it carwash day in and day out! in and out... in and out... in and.... oohhhh oouuuutttt... (happy thoughts, happy thoughts!)

Nevertheless, the BEG lovingly love SNEZSNEZ, he is our baby car... right guys and guys at heart?!

A lovely windy ficture!

Wow oh wow, this ficture is my newest favoritest ficture of all! Thanksed to my fotografing friend Ador and to the owner of the greatest camera, Milling. I also like to thanksed the electric fanning that made my hair flying like the beautiful models in the TV and the magazines... it truly is like the branches of the btrees in the center of Makati Avenue. Isn't that natureful?!

By: Gorgeous Pining

Is a pleasant good mornings to all...of you, and us..

Is a pleasant day to TBEG! Praxie here and the day is good and so are we except some of the people who are styufidand in denial vaklesh in the office of somewhere here..in the Makati? But as advised by the Big in ears, PINING, I will not stop, look and listen for I have a child, the child in me, i praying that he is not kalbo and kulutski like my SP.

TARSIER, I am so much prowder of you for the long and winding and thinking of so much of what you can type and not write here in our blog...you are and I say that you are the one who lacks so much of the right grammar and good voice so with it, you are the original and not hot and cripsy. You are the mader of 3 and I pray that thyey wilol not get your intelligent in english...poor children of you and Pangat...i am happy for the two and both of you and that's good isn't it NOT?

PANGAT, the battle is just starting and let the fire beging so we can all dance "let the Music play" and party hard for today is the day of all days where bad people becoming badder. Let them! Who cares! Is it mattering? Pak syet to all of them!!! For as long as love will save the day and no matter how hard it is, we will survive for once we were afraid and petrified but now no more...If a man throws stones at you, you throw them a boulder!

ANING aka BOGART, very lashyus lashes may I twinkle in the star, drive the motor bike and not tricycle in the land of Batangas...a former beauty queen in their land and is friends to every cute boys there in that place of B. TAKE NOTE: FRIENDS only with the cute boys ok? She's very friendly and loves collectiin BOY-FRIENDS

PINING is a girl with the Big ears and a big laugh that is the scary sometime because as Tarsier said...she cried...cried and cried in order to stopping the laughter...tsk,tsk,tsk

MILING is all the enrgizer bunny and not playboy bunny but she is BONY. She eats a lot but her big anaconda inside her tummy is fatter than what she is...it all goes to her bones and pwet. If she's in the weight of 100 lbs, 50 is her pwet and the other pifty is her whole body. we labs her...i-smaaayyylll!!!

N.B.I.G and 2Pac, ang aking kapatid and his very best friend whgo may be small but he's bad...he is a filot who flies the flane so high like the birds in the sky but if he gets mad at fifol who payts his prends, better hide and not come out wherever you are...and my brother is the Godpader of all the PADER (wall ba....mamatay na mag explain pak syet) he is gentle, he is sweet and meek and bweeekkkk...the sound of the pig...i labs yu brader dear and bestpren 2pac

C2 is a mader who is all smile and da voice gets higher once she is talking to someone from 'Brain farm' on the pone...in fairness she gonna looking frettier everytime we see her every now and then...

ADOR is adorable and B-bestfriend to every girlalu especially those in the need of the time indeed! He is switik also and bald and labs to wear the boots and he labs gels with good booty...he is not drought but he is not active...he dreams of "the GOOD LIFE" somewhere near the Cainta hehehe... But everybody labs Ador for there can only be one liked himslef and himself only for he has the power....!!!

that's it for now and as of now...byee!!! - PREGGY PRAXIE

Do you know? WOuld You know? Op kors not!

THE BROKEN ENGLISH GANG


Hear ye! Hear ye!....hear comes the gang!...the broken English gang!

Howd yah peps! Do you know would you know? op kors not! coconut! The name is tarsing…at your service! You want coffee?....you want tea? Don’t asking me don’t have it….you buys one if you likes it! But if you really loves it…ask bogart to make it…BOGART.. Ah! Bogart is the name is you not going to mess! a balisong and litson is where her land title is. A friend good to everyones and all but not to the the boyfriend everyones is looking for!....

Here comes Praxy, the mother geese of all sikens and hens!....Oc-Oc is her game…dont do this don’t mess that…is you not put your things in the right flaces and she will get mad and hell broken loose like a shoe lace. Is you a friend in need and a friend indeed she is! A house is not a home without “SISI”…sinangag and sinigang!..How sad and lonely are you without a home and a shelter is founded in her home sweet home….AND o my,o my,mama….to me she is so wonderful..o my mama today she so expectant….today until tomorrow she is having a baby..their little gogoo!

Pining is the name..for her is an ear she cant hear.. a joke you cracks she will cry..a future she carries like a backpack in the front that I don’t has until I die…….have I not? Of course not unless Im a surgery …who will surgeon my boobs!. Is her land title the island of china near the cold mountains of tagaytay…where pin-apple is the key to a mans acidic belly..

Badong is the man and oh he is! But for sure pedicure!..a man with a big……heart! And …….lissssp…..he is a masterful, a friend to every one and all,…but be carefully with extra care!.. you might be….. MIS…..LEAD don’t you dare!....cos I cares!..are you? Better be or else walis… you’re a mess!

Here ye o yeh comes…Goo!gooo!..readi gits sit GOOO! Is Who creates the universes and gooo will answer who………are u? op kors not
Question and answer..is his fortee…FORTY ONE...forty two!.....and so so…so…..sow and you shall reap!....sow he is…until praxy has a little gogoo in her keps and make a number 2 for her babes!...cheers to u 2! And also to u!

She is the name and who she is? Ask her of kors..and is she will make a feece!….asleep all the way that edsa becoms her crib!..to the hysterical of her relatib….mysteriously her likely is hot and spicy to us shes always is all that spicy that originals treats her nicely. .addictous of the cameras…...she is….. that shooting is…..her hobby is all she makes…...one…tow….tree….”say….kesoooow and cheeze” and together we pose to make us be the fest! …that’s Miling!....

Coy …is she the one one o yes she is!...ask and you shall receib seek and she shall found it!...a friend to every one and all…a friend to us all. Seriously not smiling us all looking for a BOY-prend to make her 24/7 day worth the call…Call a friend..dial 911 and she will there to answer the celfon but don’t espect if your line is dead just like mines because you will not hear hers said…. A hearts a big as ..the papaya but hers is not a papaya only a kaimito…das all.! I thank u!

A biggy hearty man.das BIG BOY!........is the brotherhood of praxy..is him so great a lawyers is him has the brains of the law. You can judge because he is a book with covers…and he will be a judge someday, somehow..over the rainbow….so you better watch out..you better not cry..you better not pout..im telling you why…santa..este…BIBOY is coming to town…watch out MUNDRA!..

And last but not the least becoz he is…..Pangat!.. Is him is the name of the fighters whos fights for the rights and is not the left. A man with hearts huge as the universe…a childrens daddy!....our daddy!...A shoulder with a battles to drink and at wars with the peps who mess with the geeks…is him is my hubby bubbly who is madly deadly and wildy protects the family and fights the cowardly…alls in the ly of the words!...so on and so forth

And lastly I will introductory myself, me and tarsier…is all but the same once and for all…I am this and I did this..to make yah all laugh ..to love and behold till crimes do us part. Together we stand….together we fall…divided we die …alone! Op kors! Its nice to live and let live ..becuase in living dats all we keep on smiling and dreaming!....is my love to this group that’s keeping me here writing stupidous things…oh sooo lovable of you all that I love you all…every pounds of you!

I will park my pen …because I don’t have a pen…but my laptop is oh so tired and dreamy and wanted to shut down and be merry…so until next my dearest friends…well see each other again…you will hear from me if you have an ear…and you read me if you have an eye…sooo goodbye and see yah all …today…tomorrow..who knows! It might be later, it might tonight!


P.s. Post Natal ScriptS!!!!....

No one is an island because no one can buy an island!..and so is not a home without a house…esp when its rented! unto unto others as others unto unto you….so don’t! don’t dare or we will ! don’t judge or else we will call a judge!…a judge who is not a lawyer but a judge who knows no law!

Its better early than late! So don’t be late or be judged!
Its better to receive than to give…in this life..it is!...so asked and you shall get paid…knock! And the door will be padlocked to u!...seek and you will never find the hidden!...because its also locked no!

I thank you!

BOW!

The Members of the Gang

Let us introduce to the world the members of the Gang of the Broken English. On the extreme left corner pocket is Bogart.. her favorite letters are B and J. Her hometown is the far away land where there are small knives called balisong. Next to Bogart is B.I.G... he is the brotherhood of the AJ sisterhood. He always out to make everyall laugh and ambisions to be politician in time not so far away. Beside him is his bestfriend 2Pac... he is a pilot and criminal rolled into one. Below is Pining... though she's got big ears, she cannot hear well the voices of the people and when she laughs, there is no more tomorrow. Above in pink bandana is Tarsing... she's got the eyes and the voice that nobody could ever forget. She is the great founder of this gang... she is the queen of mistakes... you want proof? Tarsing: "Oi, alam niyo yung color square?" Hahaha! The bald man in the middle is Ador... he is the person who is always out there processing your concerns and issues in life... he is also in hatred of commitsments. He only likes popoy... hehe. Another bald man above is Pangat... he is the man on the spotlight and the hot and firing seat. He is the favorite of the VIPs in the owpis and he is going to kick all of their asses! The lady in black below right is Praxy... she is one of those third-eyed people who can feel the presence of the unknown beings around. Praxy is the momma of the gang of the broken english... is always remindful of the things to be done and not to be done. On the right most pocket is Goo... he is the sex partner of Praxy that is why the Praxy is preggy after seven long years. He is the kindest sex partner in the whole wide earth.

There are two absenteesims in the picture of this gang... Kukoy and Miling. Everyall shall meet the absenteesisms in the next posts. Beware of this gang... they out there to get you and eat you alive! They do not fear anybody... only ghosts!

Why is the picture-less?

Oh my, oh my...why is the picture not complete but only single? Is this true and not false? What is the matter for us? Well does it? Is very flashy like the 'flash' of the toliet. Hoy Admin! More pictures fles to put in this blog of our TBEG! Ok, I thank you...most of all all of you...-Praxie

Second Attempt

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